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Tuning World

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Sunday, empty parking next to a shopping mall (one of the biggest advantages of  shops closed on Sundays in Germany - or rather the only one) and a lot of tuning freaks - it's how a typical hothatch owner shall spend a weekend. Bang, bang, bang - powiedział dwudziestoletni VW Golf rozsadzając bębenki w uszach publiczności. Tak mniej więcej wyglądało spotkanie pojazdów przerabianych pod jednym z niemieckich supermarketów. Plejada gwiazd w czapkach wpierdolkach (zapomniałem swojej!!!) i firmowych dresach, w furach z mega spojlerami (nie zapomniałem swojego, ale słabo wypadł) i zrypanymi wydechami. A między nimi, kilka rarytasów. Największy szacunek wzbudziły we mnie alufelgi w idiotycznych rozmiarach bez ani jednej rysy. Jak to możliwe?! No a poza tym sama śmietanka: STI, RS, EVO no i mniejsze, ale złote alusy. Next to 1000dB VW Golf and motorbikes with detached exhaust - some well-wheeled super cars could be found. Why only some? Because, the rest of them h...

Speedy Gonzalez

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Beautiful girls, smell of gasoline, overheated brakes and tires, and thousands of people smelling even better! It's how a perfect bachelor party should look like. And it did. Today - a day after bachelor's wedding, I'm finally allowed to describe the event, with all its naughty details. The girls. Yes, we saw one. Unfortunately, next to her, there was a ADAC formula garage - as mechanical engineers we spent 3 seconds concentrated on the girl's bottom and switched to the carbon fiber reinforced one. We jealously watched the guys touching the beauties and their most undiscovered places ...  No, I don't love Mercedes - but one of the party attendees does. Does a lot. No, I don't like BMW too. Only BMW seats - that's all. And the sound of M2, and the way, how it takes the corners. And the M4 prepared for DTM. But moving on to the substance of this post. We watched DTM on Lausitzring, next to Dresden, Germany....